Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won't die.

Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people .

Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.

Shall we go on conferring our Civilization upon the peoples that sit in darkness, or shall we give those poor things a rest?

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.

So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldn't find honest employment.