You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

You don’t know about me, without you haveread a book by the name of “The Adventuresof Tom Sawyer,” but that ain’t no matter. Thatbook was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he toldthe truth, mainly.

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done .

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friend s

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear .

You tell me whar a man gits his corn pone, en I’ll tell you what his ’pinions is.

You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.