Poems List
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
Strange is the man who practices his religion .
Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Supposing is good, but finding out is better.
Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.
Talking of patriotism what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery. There isn’t a foot of land in the world which doesn’t represent the ousting and re-ousting of a long line of successive “owners,” who each in turn, as “patriots,” with proud swelling hearts defended it against the next gang of “robbers” who came to steal it and did —and became swelling-hearted patriots in their turn.
Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.
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