Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.

Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.