Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has.

One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect .

One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation .

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth.