Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over .

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation .

Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.