You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

You can’t pray a lie.

You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

You can't no more teach what you ain't learned than you can come from where you ain't been.

You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place .