The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The nation needs to return to the colonial trend of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split, or buckets of coal she could carry up from the cellar.

There’s no such thing as a tough child. If you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man.