A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies.”

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives 40 miles away.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three dollar pantyhose that won’t run.