I can take any amount

I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it unqualified praise.

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Wit ought to be a

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

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Your motivation? Your motivation is

Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

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When you feel your song

When you feel your song is orchestrated wrong, Why should you prolong your stay? When the wind and weather blow your dreams sky-high, Sail away, sail away, sail away!

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Television is for appearing on

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

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The higher the buildings, the

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

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I like long walks, especially

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I love criticism just so

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

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Let's drink to the spirit

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

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