[ To T. E. Lawrence when the latter was a corporal in the Royal Air Force :] Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?).

But I believe that since my life began

But I believe that since my life began The most I’ve had is just A talent to amuse.

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.

Don’t let’s be beastly to the Germans When our Victory is ultimately won.

Don’t put your daughter on the stage, Mrs Worthington,

Englishmen detest a siesta.