The only way to enjoy life is to work. Work is much more fun than fun.

The Stately Homes of England,

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.

Time is the reef upon which all of our frail mystic ships are wrecked.

Very flat, Norfolk.

Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel,AVhen the right people stay back home?

Wit is like caviar; it should be savored in small elegant proportions, and not spread about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.