You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.

I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.