Well, if crime fighters fight

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight They never mention that part to us, do they

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Some national parks have long

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

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I think it's the duty

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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I'm completely in favor of

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

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I'm not concerned about all

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.

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Weather forecast for tonight dark.

Weather forecast for tonight dark.

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As a matter of principle,

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

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