Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

Keep thy religion to thyself.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

Hobbies cost money but interests are free.