I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.

There’ll always be an England, even if it’s in Hollywood.

Well, I’m still here.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.