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The only thing chicken about

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
👁️ 77

If you haven't got any

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
👁️ 91

If you watch a game,

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
👁️ 79

You know you're getting old

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
👁️ 74

I do benefits for all

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
👁️ 110

When we recall the past,

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
👁️ 75

Middle age is when your

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
👁️ 84

Kids are wonderful, but I

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
👁️ 76

A bank is a place

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
👁️ 100

I don't generally feel anything

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
👁️ 80

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