Poems List

Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound.

The New Yale Book of Quotations

“I hate you, I hate you!” cried Madeline, a thing I didn’t know anyone ever said except in the second act of a musical comedy.

The New Yale Book of Quotations

To Herbert Westbrook, without whose never-failing advice, help, and encouragement this book would have been finished in half the time.

The New Yale Book of Quotations

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

Strychnine in the Soup (1932)

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. P. G.

Uneasy Money

Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious. P. G.

Uneasy Money

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P. G.
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine.
If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.
The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

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