There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

There are no grades of vanity; there are only grades of ability in concealing it .

There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one—keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.