The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man.

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

The pause - that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words, howsoever felicitous, could accomplish it.