The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

The innocents abroad.

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race .

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligenceand honesty, and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity, and perjury.

The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The language [German] which enables aman to travel all day in one sentence withoutchanging cars.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make .

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.