A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty; and inasmuch as babyhood spans but three short years, no baby is competent to be a joy “forever.”

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it .

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes .

A well known American writer said once that, while everybody talked about the weather, nobody seemed to do anything about it.

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.