If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

I deal with temptation by yielding to it.

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any .

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.

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