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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.
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I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of proof that there is a future life. And yet-I am inclined to expect one .
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
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