Poems List

He’s the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you.
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Pour him out of here!

on W. C. Fields arriving drunk on a movie set

Women are as old as they feel—and men are old when they lose their feelings.
You’re never too old to become younger.
I speak two languages: English and Body.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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