Poems List

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
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Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
I only like two kinds of men—domestic and imported.
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I’m tired, send one of them home.

on being told ten men were waiting for her in her dressing room

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I like a man who’s good, but not too good. The good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I’d have to give it up.
Don’t marry a man to reform him—that’s what reform schools are for.
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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