My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Television is a device that permits people who haven’t anything to do to watch people who can’t do anything.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

What’s on your mind if you will forgive the overstatement.

You only live once. But if you work it right, once is enough.