Poems List
[ Catchphrase of character Senator Claghorn :] That’s a joke, son!
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 A.M. and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 P.M. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
All the sincerity in Hollywood you could stuff in a flea’s navel and still have room left to conceal eight carroway seeds and an agent’s heart.
An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
California is a fine place to live—if you happen to be an orange.
Committee—a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. attributed
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