[London:] A place you go to get bronchitis.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Amnesia is a condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.

Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step—it is an old business procedure.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.