[ On his drug addiction :] I’ll die young but it’s like kissing God.

Because I’m Jewish, a lot of people ask why I killed Christ. What can I say? It was an accident. It was one of those parties that got out of hand.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin’ back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going to be if I Grow up'.

I’ll die young, but it’s like kissing God.

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.

Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill all and you are a God. Jean Rostand #0301 Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

People should be taught what is, not what should be. All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing in the breadline—right back of J. Edgar Hoover.