Animals are my friends, and I don’t eat my friends.

Any marriage system which condemns a majority of the population to celibacy will be violently wrecked on the pretext that it outrages morality.

Anybody on for a game of tennis?

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

Assassination on the scaffold is the worst form of assassination, because there it is invested with the approval of society.

At the University every great treatise is postponed until its author attains impartial judgment and perfect knowledge. If a horse could wait as long for its shoes and would pay for them in advance, our blacksmiths would all be college dons.

Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

BASEBALL HAS THE GREAT ADVANTAGE OVER CRICKET OF BEING SOONER ENDED.

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.