We're actors — we're the opposite of people!

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Childhood is Last Chance Gulch for happiness. After that, you know too much.

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up.

I DOUBT THAT ART NEEDED RUSKIN ANY MORE THAN A MOVING TRAIN NEEDS ONE OF ITS PASSENGERS TO SHOVE IT.

No problem is insoluble given a big enough plastic bag.

Life is a gamble at terrible odds—if it was a bet, you wouldn’t take it.

War is capitalism with the gloves off.

The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily.

Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?