A wide screen just makes

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

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When someone does something good,

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

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Television has raised writing to

Television has raised writing to a new low.

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A verbal contract isn't worth

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

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You've got to take the

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

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I don't think anyone should

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

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When someone does something good,

When someone does something good, applaud You will make two people happy.

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I read part of it

I read part of it all the way through.

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I had a monumental idea

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

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Anyone who goes to a

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

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