Escritas — Roy Blount Jr.

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Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.

Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'

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