Poems List

Death makes everybody's I.Q. the same.

Always encourage others to do their very best, for God may be giving you one big test.

No one can/will insinuate himself/herself into someone else's destiny i.e. no matter how smart/sharp you think you are, you can't/won't manipulate your destiny. Moreover, that signifies until you engage and indulge in your God-given destiny, life is likely not to augur well with you. Therefore, endeavour at all cost to discover and fulfill your God-given destiny.

Don’t push the river, it flows by itself

A bikini is a bathing suit with a lot of nothing usually worn by a girl with a lot of something.

What do you do when you are faced with disappointment/misfortune? Anyway, you've got two options. You can either let it press/weigh you down or you can use it as a stepping-stone to better yourself/your condition. But, I'm urging, refuse to be pressed/weighed down by anything not even your own seemed misfortunes/disappointments.­ I mean, never let them to become stumbling blocks to you and in achieving/­becoming whatever/­whoever you long to achieve/become.

Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved.

You can’t raise your child probably if you don’t sometimes raise your voice.

The only man who doesn’t think a woman talks too much is the man who is in love with her.

Girls who chatter don’t much matter.

If you are no trouble to your children now, they will be a trouble to you when they grow up.

Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.

Some people are in the habit of complaining about everything; even about the noise made by opportunity that knocks on the door.

There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.

Make the best use of time. Don’t spend time brooding over past mistakes or worrying about the future. Remember, time lost can never be regained.

Spending half as much money and twice as much time on children is a good rule to follow to bring up them.

Woman was created last so she wouldn’t have to wait for someone to talk to.

Bring up your children in the way you think other people’s children should go.

A man’s appearance shows how much he is earning and his wife’s appearance shows how much he is spending.

Getting things on credit is like getting them for nothing and paying for them later is like throwing the money away.

Don’t worry about finding your station in life; there is always someone who will tell you where to get off.

Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.

A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.

There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you what not to eat.