Escritas — Poems List

Anonymous

Cats are intended to teach

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

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Siddharth Astir

The Heart has the greatest

The Heart has the greatest retention power...... Things which touch the heart remain in memory forever, while the others fade away eventually!!!!

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Dorothy Parker

I require three things in

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

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Vearncombe

Just like the falling rainbow

Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should never feel small.

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Siddharth Astir

Dependence is a two-sided sword……..

Dependence is a two-sided sword…….. it kills the person on either side of it!!!!

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Anonymous

Antonym, n. The opposite of

Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

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Mark Patinkin

Never date a woman you

Never date a woman you can hear ticking.

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Captain Edmund Blackadder

I, on the other hand,

I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.

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Siddharth Astir

Reminiscing success gives more pleasure

Reminiscing success gives more pleasure than the moment itself!!!!

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Anonymous

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.

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Judy Tenuta

Have you ever dated someone

Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?

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William Gladstone

Liberalism is trust of the

Liberalism is trust of the people, tempered by prudence; conservatism, distrust of people, tempered by fear.

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Siddharth Astir

Clothes are like children.... the

Clothes are like children.... the smaller they are the more care they need

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Anonymous

A friend is someone who

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

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George Bernard Shaw

You see things, and you

You see things, and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were, and say "Why not?

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Oscar Wilde

The only way to get

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

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Siddharth Astir

More anticipated the beginning.... Less

More anticipated the beginning.... Less welcome is the end.... and vice versa

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Anonymous

After all is said and

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

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Lionel Trilling

We who are liberal and

We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us.

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Henry Albert Ben

Hell must be isothermal; for

Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there must be some) could set up a heat engine to run a refrigerator to cool off a portion of their surroundings to any desired temperature.

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Anonymous

A gentleman is a man

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

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Siddharth Astir

Women are like Records.... chasing

Women are like Records.... chasing them always leads to dissapointment.

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Corrie ten Boom

Worry does not empty tomorrow

Worry does not empty tomorrow of sorrow - it empties today of strength.

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Gilbert Keith Chesterton

I still believe in liberalism

I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals...

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