Escritas — Poems List

Siddharth Astir

Hard Work is to Success

Hard Work is to Success like vaccinations are to good health, if timely done.... the result is always the latter!!!!

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Anonymous

Don't use a big word

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

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Q.

This is getting on my

This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.

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R. Buckminster Fuller

A self-balancing, 28-jointed adaptor-based biped;

A self-balancing, 28-jointed adaptor-based biped; an electro-chemical reduction plant, integral with segregated stowages of special energy extracts in storage batteries, for subsequent actuation of thousands of hydraulic and pneumatic pumps, with motors attached; 62,000 miles of capillaries....

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Siddharth Astir

The pain of falling APART

The pain of falling APART is felt only after you have been A PART!!!!

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Anonymous

Anyone who uses the phrase

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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Barbara Bush

I married the first man

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.

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Edward Hallet Carr

Geschichte ist [...] ein Dialog

Geschichte ist [...] ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit. [re-transl.:] History is [...] a dialogue between the present and the past.

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Anonymous

Anarchy - it's not the

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

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Siddharth Astir

Restlessness is God's way of

Restlessness is God's way of urging us!!!!

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Matt Groening

Warning signs that lover is

Warning signs that lover is bored:

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Luke Rhinehart

Life is islands of ecstasy

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.

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Anonymous

Artificial Intelligence is no match

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Siddharth Astir

Fame is like walkin on

Fame is like walkin on the Beach.... every step, whether right or wrong, leaves its imprint.

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Douglas Adams

The major difference between a

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.

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Mae West

Women with pasts interest men...

Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.

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Anonymous

Astronomers say the universe is

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

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Siddharth Astir

Disguise is what enhances the

Disguise is what enhances the experience of a BLESSING!!!!

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Douglas Adams

A common mistake people make

A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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Joe Bob Briggs

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Anonymous

Barnum was wrong - it's

Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds.

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Siddharth Astir

Reasons are to an argument

Reasons are to an argument as Obstacles are to a bullet The Weak ones get wrecked while the stronger ones force it to change its course!!!!

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Rosanne Barr

Women are cursed, and men

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

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Albert Einstein

I want to know Gods

I want to know Gods thoughts.... all the rest are just details

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