Poems List

We reform others unconsciously when we walk uprightly.

How easy to be amiable in the midst of happiness and success.

Alexandra Fedorovna pronounced Russian words with a heavy accent, and it was noticebale that speaking Russian was hard for her ...[she] pronounced each phrase with difficulty, and with a German accent — just like a foreigner who had learned the Russian language from books, and not from practice.

The feminist movement has helped open minds and kitchens to the notion that men can be at home on the range.

Johannes was something of a Renaissance man. First of all, artist. Then author, historian, archivist and even sort-of farmer. Above all, he was a thoughtful, loving and loveable human being who thought very deeply about the human condition

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want --an adorable pancreas?

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

Whatever that happens to you in life has a spiritual significance. I mean, it could be a lesson, test, trial, redirection or something to strengthen your faith/courage in God i.e. there is a reason behind every issue/matter of life. Besides, the lessons of life that you are meant to learn out of every issue/matter are as well stepping stones of faith to take you to a higher plains of belief/faith in God. So, you've got to acknowledge all that in order not to be bothered by any issue/matter.

for every one to reach the mountain top of his or her desire its really a hustle and hard work

Never judge a book by it's cover . . . judge it by it's price.

People care about none but only those well-known.

Math Problem: What does Three take away Two equal? I can prove that Three take away Two equals Two. Don't believe me? OK, you have Three apples I take away Two apples, how many apples do I have?

There is a big difference between Assigned Prestige and Achieved Prestige. Assigned Prestige will usually abuse it's power where Achieved Prestige won't.

You hear preachers say that the prosperity gospel doesn't work but I say that it's worked for the preachers who preach it.

The first time I ever did standup a guy yelled out "Down in front.

When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick.

The French, they're so . . . French.

I owned a mountain cabin once that had hot and cold running water . . . hot in the summer and cold in the winter.

When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them.