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Anything that makes your mother

Anything that makes your mother cry is fun.
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Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.
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I'm a registered Republican and

I'm a registered Republican and consider socialism a violation of the American principle that you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business except to make a buck.
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The Institute of U.S. and

The Institute of U.S. and Canadian Studies is supposed to have subscribed to the "Village Voice" for six years in an attempt to find out about life in America's rural areas.
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When it comes to taking

When it comes to taking chances, some people like to play poker or shoot dice; other people prefer to parachute jump, go rhino hunting, or climb ice floes, while still others engage in crime or marriage. But I like to get drunk and drive like a fool. Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you're half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose, and a teen-age lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban sidestreet. You'd have to watch the entire Mexican air force crash-land in a liquid petroleum gas storage facility to match this kind of thrill. If you ever have much more fun than that, you'll die of pure sensory overload, I'm here to tell you.
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To grasp the true meaning

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.
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Everybody wants to save the

Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
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The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.
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These were people who believed

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.
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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
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