Poems List

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

An Ideal Husband

If you meet at dinner a man who has spent his life in educating himself...you rise from table richer, and conscious that a high ideal has for a moment touched and sanctifed your days. But oh! to sit next a man who spent his life in trying to educate others! What a dreadful experience that is! How appalling is that ignorance which is the inevitable result of the fatal habit of imparting opinions!
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately, in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.

The Importance of Being Earnest (1895) act 1

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

In all things connected with money I have had a luck so extraordinary that sometimes it has made me almost afraid. I remember havingread somewhere, in some strange book, that when the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.

The New Yale Book of Quotations

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs for ever and ever.
In America, the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

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