A bore is a fellow talker who can change the subject to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every post tends to be occupied by an employee incompetent to execute its duties.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour by hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.