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Bachelor’s fare: bread and cheese and kisses.

Behold his funeral appears, Nor widow’s sighs, nor orphan’s tears, Wont at such times each heart to pierce, Attend the progress of his hearse. And what of that? his friends may say, He had those honors in his day. True to his profit and his pride, He made them weep before he died.

A Satirical Elegy on the Death of a Late Famous General [1722], l. 17

But when I behold a Lump of Deformity, and Diseases both in Body and Mind, smitten with Pride , it immediately breaks all the Measures of my Patience.

The New Yale Book of Quotations

Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives, and the sincerest part of our devotion.

Conversation is but carving! Give no more to every guest Than he’s able to digest. Give him always of the prime, And but little at a time. Carve to all but just enough, Let them neither starve nor stuff, And that you may have your due, Let your neighbor carve for you.

Conversation

Dignity, high station, or great riches, are in some sort necessary to old men, in order to keep the younger at a distance, who are otherwise too apt to insult them upon the score of their age.

Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old.

Thoughts on Various Subjects (1727 ed.)

Faith he must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter.

Few are qualified to shine in company; but it is in most men’s power to be agreeable.

Thoughts on Various Subjects (1727 ed.)

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