[ Catchphrase :] Can we talk?

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

Can we talk?

Civilization and Its Discontents.

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man is ever going to make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.”

Don’t marry a tennis player—love means nothing to them.

Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, “the man goes on top and the woman underneath.” For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes–and six months later you have to start all over again.