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How would it be if

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
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How come you never see

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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A new medical study reports

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.
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It is said that life

It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.
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Give a man a fish

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
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There's this big pie in

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
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Here's something to think about

Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
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You can't stay mad at

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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You cannot be mad at

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
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I think high self-esteem is

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
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