Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.

For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.

For half a century photography has been the “art form” of the untalented. Obviously some pictures are more satisfactory than others, but where is credit due? To the designer of the camera? to the finger on the button? to the law of averages?

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

He will lie even when it is inconvenient, the sign of the true artist.

He’s not unlike Hitler, but without the charm.

I am a correctionist. If something is wrong in society, it must be fixed. At least one should try to fix it.

I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.

I suspect that our own faith in psychiatry will seem as touchingly quaint to the future as our grandparents’ belief in phrenology seems now to us.