Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

Sister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die.

Some men see things as they are and say ‘Why?’ Others dream things that never were and say ‘Why not?’

Stimulate the phagocytes.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

SWINDON : What will history say?

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

Tanner: I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.

The 100% American is 99% an idiot.

The accidental function of marriage is the gratification of the amoristic sentiment of mankind.