Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.

I . . . once read the Old Testament and the four Gospels straight through, from a vainglorious desire to do what nobody else had done.

I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

I am the sort of man who devotes his life to the salvation of humanity in the abstract, and can’t bear to give a penny to a starving widow.

I don’t want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady.