In polite society one laughs

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

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The news of any politician's

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

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Blessed is he who talks

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

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A set of rules laid

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

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A conservative is a fellow

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

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Preachers denounce sin as if

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

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The great American novel has

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

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A man who calls bullshit

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

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Ignorance is never out of

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

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The way to a woman's

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

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