Poems List

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Hong Kong

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Hong Kong

There was an Old Man of Hong Kong,
Who never did anything wrong.
He lay on his back,
With his head in a sack,
That innocuous Old Man of Hong Kong.
👁️ 231

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Corfu

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Corfu

There was an Old Man of Corfu,
Who never knew what he should do;
So he rushed up and down,
Till the sun made him brown,
That bewildered Old Man of Corfu.
👁️ 166

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Coblenz

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Coblenz

There was an Old Man of Coblenz,
The length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance
From Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
👁️ 154

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Bohemia

Limerick: There was an Old Man of Bohemia

There was an Old Man of Bohemia,
Whose daughter was christened Euphemia,
Till one day, to his grief,
She married a thief,
Which grieved that Old Man of Bohemia.
👁️ 190

Limerick: There was an Old Man in a boat

Limerick: There was an Old Man in a boat

There was an Old Man in a boat,
Who said, 'I'm afloat! I'm afloat!'
When they said, 'No! you aint!'
He was ready to faint,
That unhappy Old Man in a boat.
👁️ 193

Limerick: There was an Old Lady of Chertsey

Limerick: There was an Old Lady of Chertsey

There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.
👁️ 191

Limerick: There was an Ol Man of Quebec

Limerick: There was an Ol Man of Quebec

There was an Ol Man of Quebec,
A beetle ran over his neck;
But he cried, 'With a needle,
I'll slay you, O beadle!'
That angry Old Man of Quebec.
👁️ 164

Limerick: There was a Young Person of Smyrna,

Limerick: There was a Young Person of Smyrna,

There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the cat,
And said, 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!'
👁️ 237

Limerick: There was a Young Lady whose nose

Limerick: There was a Young Lady whose nose

There was a Young Lady whose nose,
Was so long that it reached to her toes;
So she hired an Old Lady,
Whose conduct was steady,
To carry that wonderful nose.
👁️ 194

Limerick: There was a Young Lady Whose Bonnet

Limerick: There was a Young Lady Whose Bonnet

There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sate upon it;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds in the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'
👁️ 163

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