Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

One's first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.

My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a great many years to reach that age. I am more respected in the community, I am stronger, I am more intelligent and I think I am better than he is. I don't want to be a pal, I want to be a father.

I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.

We are all citizens of history.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself.